UrbanChocolate http://www.urbanchocolate.com The Sexiest Spot on the net en Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:47:17 GMT vBulletin 60 http://urbanchocolate.com/muggled/misc/rss.jpg UrbanChocolate http://www.urbanchocolate.com Burglary 101 http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34338&goto=newpost Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:40:03 GMT

This foolio evidently didn't attend class. Or maybe he was asleep. At any rate, he should have been payin' attention to the "Get Away Clean" seminar.

Tyler Blake Garrison of Russelville, Ala broke into someone's home and took a bunch a stuff, some coins, a computer. A buncha shyt.

Thought he got away.

But what he didn't count on, was the fact that he left his cell phone sittin' right where he took the computer from! Now, just how smart it that?

5-0 started callin' the numbers in the phone, and found out it belong to The 19 Yr-Old Rocket Scientist, who was already on paper for another burglary. They also got surveillance vid from Wally World showin' him cashin' in the coins.

Of course, they arrested him and charged his ass with another burglary. His Public Pretender Jeff Barksdale 'declined to comment. I don't blame him.

The level of some folks stupidity escapes me...
:rotf: ]]> DatGurlBenz* http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34338 Kanye... http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34337&goto=newpost Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:37:53 GMT

Kanye ain't been gettin enough press these days. He's made it to Twitter and had an epiphany about life, I guess.

Twitter has someone evolved Kanye. A year after he embarrassed Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and himself, jumpin' up on the stage at the VMA's, grabbin' the mic and ramblin' about Bey should have gotten the award, he has 'apologized.'

Kanye issued a public apology via Twitter. In his Twitter apology, he said he had written a song for Taylor, and he thanked Twitter's co-founders for "creating a platform where we can communicate directly."

Well. I guess. Altho I don't see what it matters now, a year later, except maybe to cleanse his lil soul. Cause he sure was an asshole when he did that. I heard he even got death threats over this... Hey -even The Prez called him a 'jackass'.

I hope he got what he wanted out of this. I cant wait to see what Taylor and Bey have to say. ]]> DatGurlBenz* http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34337 Ne-yo unveils ‘libra scale’ album cover http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34329&goto=newpost Sun, 05 Sep 2010 02:06:00 GMT *Image: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NEyL4SuyA20/TIHzZAJUJaI/AAAAAAAABz0/zIWYE1g2-Xo/s400/neyolibra.jpg ...



Check out the official cover of Ne-Yo’s upcoming album, ‘Libra Scale’. The record will hit stores on October 19th. ]]> Da Sex Gawdezz http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34329 <![CDATA[(Pics) Kim Porter and Diddy's Twins in the Bahamas]]> http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34328&goto=newpost Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:56:34 GMT (Pics) Kim Porter and Diddy's Twins in the Bahamas





from BCK ]]> Da Sex Gawdezz http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34328 Rick Fox and Eliza Step Out http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34327&goto=newpost Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:54:05 GMT Image: http://i51.tinypic.com/2zhmj68.jpg (http://i51.tinypic.com/2zhmj68.jpg) Image: http://i54.tinypic.com/24ovrfc.jpg ...







Source:DWTS Rehearsal | Facebook

He was also spotted leaving dinner with girlfriend Eliza Dushku



Source: Rick Fox and Eliza Step Out ]]> Da Sex Gawdezz http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34327 Lauryn Hill with all of her children on stage http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34326&goto=newpost Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:47:56 GMT Singer Lauryn Hill brought all of her children on stage during her performance at the 7th Annual Rock The Bells festival on August 28, 2010 in... Singer Lauryn Hill brought all of her children on stage during her performance at the 7th Annual Rock The Bells festival on August 28, 2010 in New York City and said: “Now you know why I’ve been gone for so long”.

Lauryn and her long-time boyfriend Rohan Marley have five children together: Zion(b.1997); Selah(b. 1998); Joshua Marley(b. 2002); John Marley(b. 2003); and Sarah(b.2008).







]]> Da Sex Gawdezz http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34326 <![CDATA[CANDIDS: ALICIA & SWIZZ IN TRIBECA DISTRICT of NYC.]]> http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34325&goto=newpost Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:45:27 GMT Image: http://i55.tinypic.com/jb67b4.jpg (http://i55.tinypic.com/jb67b4.jpg) Image: http://i54.tinypic.com/k1s1uc.jpg ...





MORE PICS: Black Celebrity Men: Candid Photos: Swizz Beatz & Alicia Keys in Tribeca District. ]]> Da Sex Gawdezz http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34325 Kelly Rowland and Letoya Lucket reunited for charity. http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34322&goto=newpost Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:37:49 GMT Image: http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rowland-letoya-1.jpg ...




]]> Da Sex Gawdezz http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34322 Oh no she didnt! http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34315&goto=newpost Sat, 04 Sep 2010 14:23:11 GMT

As if it wasn't enough that this ungrateful, transformer-lookin' bytch embarrased her father, one of my favorite actors, Laurence Fishburne, by releasin' a porn tape, Montana Fishburne's gone over the top now.

She's all over the press, braggin' that she hasn't been speaking to her father since he told her how he was "embarrassed" by her, and that untill he respects her and accepts her for who (what- a whore with a bullet riddled ass?), she doesnt think they will have "much of a relationship". Doesn't want anything to do with him to be exact.

Well I be dayumm!

"Chippy D" should be on her knees (sic) beggin' her father's forgiveness for this crazy lapse of judgement and hopin' he forgives her in this lifetime! This man gave her a great life; travelin', private schools-the best. And this is how she repays him?


This hook-head really thinks she is gonna be the next (black) Kim Kardashian, because of this sex tape. She claims that offers are pourin' in from mainstream films and TV. I wonder who these idiots are.

Can you see this broad on prime-time TV, in a sitcom, after all this?
I can't... ]]> DatGurlBenz* http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34315 Joe, You Gotta Go http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34311&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:47:45 GMT Image: http://hazmeelchingadofavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/arpaio.jpg Well, The Feds have filed charges against that cowboy sheriff in AZ. ...

Well, The Feds have filed charges against that cowboy sheriff in AZ.

U.S Dept of Justice announced yesterday that it has sued Joe Arpaio, for not turnin' over documents in an investigation. He was bein investigated as to whether his 'aggressive operation' against illegal aliens had violated civil rights.

See, the last 3 years this egg-head has been usin' his deputies to track down illegals. Those "sweeps" -where these 'gang-members' (thats what they are!) hit immigrant-heavy hoods, stop people for lil shyt like a broken taillight and jaywalkin', and then check they status. Wrong shyt? Off to the big house they went.

This mofo thinks he's God, The Father, and The Son rolled into one. He makes his own rules and thinks he can do just what the fluck he wants. So when The Feds gave him till Aug 17 to hand over the docs-the ones they asked for 15 months ago!-he ignored them and kept doin' his thing.
The man lives in a fantasy world of his own importance. This is a man who thought paradin' 700 prisoners down the street wearing nothin' but pink shorts and flip-flops, would 'deter' crime. All it did was humiliate them and massage his massive ego.


Guess he thought this was cute...
Well, The Feds are not in that world with him and he aint all that important to them. They sued his ass. And could really make life hard for him. They can withhold $113Milli in funding for Maricopa County if he dont produce the docs, and they BETTA prove he is not racial profilin' (he is!)

He wants to say this is a backlash by Bam's admin, and related to that Immigration law, his homegurl Jan "Cruella DeVille" Brewwer came up with, and he supported. But peep game tho: this investigation started under Bush in the summer of 2008, before this crazy immigration law, and Bam just expanded the inquiry.

So now what?

The man is not even popular amongst his own employees. Ran across a website they set up against his ass and his corrupt department. They don't even want the man re-elected.

Joe, ya gotta go. ]]> DatGurlBenz* http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34311 <![CDATA[Im leavin'...]]> http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34301&goto=newpost Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:59:24 GMT

DUMB LAWS!

This country is goin' to h3ll in a handbasket, and I refuse to go with them! As if the police dont have more important things to do:

Blythe CA- A cowboy town. If you don't own at least 2 cows, you can be arrested for wearin' cowboy boots. (I wont have any problems there!)

California - If you want to pick mushrooms you must have a special permit and are limited to 5 pounds. (I guess it's the whole state. I didn't know that!)

Chino CA- If you detonate a nuclear device (as if!) you can be fined $500

Cerritos CA- During the period from January 15th to May 15th of each and every year, if you leave dog poo in your yard more than 7 days you will be cited. (Who knows what 7-day-old dog poo looks like?)

Arcadia CA- Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, and this includes driveways.

Burlingame CA- It's illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Alhambra CA - You need a permit to leave your car on the street overnight. (Oh wow...)

These places must have no crime what so ever. I think that I would like my local police department to be lookin' for crack dealers, rapist, and murderers, instead of wastin' their time checkin' the shelf-life of dog poo.

I'm jus' sayin'...

:anim_bs2:

(source: www.dumblaws.com) ]]> Pure Comedy DatGurlBenz* http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34301 Dummy!!!! T.I. ARRESTED!! http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34284&goto=newpost Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:05:01 GMT Image: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ztfa1zDM-i0/Si8LXicyirI/AAAAAAAABsU/dR83Z9r3jhQ/s320/T.I.mina.bmp T.I., (govt name is Clifford Harris Jr) who...

T.I., (govt name is Clifford Harris Jr) who was JUST recently released from prison, and his pitbull Tiny Cottle-Harris were arrested for possession of a controlled substance.

STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!

They got popped because 5-0 smelled marijuana comin outta their car. They were booked at the West Hollywood sheriff's station. Bail was set at $10,000 each.

Usually a controlled substance means "coke", "crack" or "crank". So what did they really get popped for? 5-0 is not talkin'...

He served seven months in an Arkansas federal prison and three months in a Georgia halfway house. Guess he didnt learn nothin'...

And they have FIVE kids...

First of all they could have smoked that Chronic at home. Thats EXACTLY why you cant pay me to be out in public, ridin' in a car, etc, poofin' NOTHIN', coz if the car IS stopped and that window is rolled down, the officer will be consumed in a cloud of chronic smoke, and you know he's takin everybody downtown till they can figger out who is who and did what...

And this controlled substance thingy... WHY ride dirty? And you JUST got out?

God, I'm so disapointed in him. I thought he was gonna keep his shyt together...

:kngt: ]]> DatGurlBenz* http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34284 <![CDATA[Question of the Day: What would you do If you weren't afraid?]]> http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34282&goto=newpost Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:38:02 GMT What would you do If you weren't afraid?

I had to read the book who moved my cheese for a class assignment, it's a really small book with big letters. The gist of the book is about 2 sets of ppl and change. One of the little ppl finally decides to leave in search for new cheese after hus supply of cheese is gone but he is hindered because he is afraid to just try and it got me to thinking...what would I do....or what would anybody do if they weren't afraid. ]]> The Chocolate Lounge Nite http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34282 The New Thing http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34278&goto=newpost Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:17:50 GMT Normally, atleast in the 50+ years of my abnormal,crazy life, the homeless people always had shoppin' carts, as their form of a "mobile home". Times have changed.

Piddlin' around town the other day, I noticed a whole lotta baby carriages. Either sittin' 'parked' outside of some buildin', or bein' pushed around by folks without an address.

Closer look: No baby (thank God!).


this one was parked outside a can recylcin' center

Cans and bottles, backpacks (the accessory to have!), plastic bags, extra clothes,food... If you can imagine it, its in there. I even saw a lady pushin' a dog around in one. It was pink. (I wish I coulda got a pic; I was drivin' at the time!). Some of them even had two and three baskets trailin' together, hooked with bungie cords- I guess that's a Fleetwood Providence RV

And they travel in packs and pairs. Spotted this couple with their buggies, outside the likka-sto' after they had cashed in their cans and got a beer and some cigs.



Thankx, "Angel" and "Butterfly" for the photo op!

Before I wrote this post, I asked a few of them why the buggies. They said that the 5-0 will arrest them and charge they a$$es with theft for havin' the carts, no matter where they got it from. Shyt, they 'prolly found it or somethin'.

I guess the merchants got tired of they shyt comin up missin, or abandoned on the side of the road somewhere.

At least they not botherin' anybody, like the merchants, havin' these baby buggies. They are either buyin' them at thrift stores, sombody is givin' them to 'em, or they findin' 'em and fixin' 'em up. I haven't heard of a rash of buggies bein' snatched up, or people bein buggy-jacked lately. I dont think they can be arrested for havin' them...

Do you see this where u live? ]]> DatGurlBenz* http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34278 Bad Mother Award http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34277&goto=newpost Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:14:18 GMT

The award goes to this " faceless/nameless" chicken head-

When I read this story (blackandmissing.org/April 2010), the first thing I said was, "Take that hoe straight to jail and do not pass go!" But Ima let y'all weigh in...

An 18-year-old gurl, Latoya Thomas went missin' July 2009 in Jamaica, and guess when her mother (name withheld in the story I read-thats a good thing!) reported her child missin'?

April 5TH, 2010, 10 MONTHS AFTER SHE LAST SAW HER DAUGHTER! This bytch waited dayumm near a year before she reported her daughter missin'. How raw is that? This sounds like some Casey Anthony shyt.
She claimed that she didnt report it because it "might cause her to not want to come home".

OK...

That's bull-shyt.

I'm callin' 5-0 if I dont hear from my daughter in 24 hrs-whether I answer the phone or not (Im do that sometimes; have days where I dont answer the doorbell, the phone, email, nuthin'-me and ::the gurls:: lay around all day eatin' and sleepin' and watchin the tube.) I can't see sittin' around for 10MONTHS, havin' not heard a word from your child, and and doin' absolutely nothin'!

So the police are still tryin to figger out what she should be charged with, if anything.

My question to the masses is: Should she be charged? Do you feel like there is somethin' else goin on here? ]]> DatGurlBenz* http://www.urbanchocolate.com/showthread.php?t=34277